Friday, 8 November 2013

If you can't write, don't. Nah, just kidding, everyone's got a story to tell

Remember that crappy book? The one you brought with you hoping it'd keep you alive on that three hour cross-country train ride, and it left you buried in boredom six feet under the railway track?

Well if you're writing something, an essay a story an article a dissertation, whatever, remember how that book treated you. Don't write something that makes the reader worse off than if they never touched it. Otherwise be ready to face a big fat Fail, serious trolling, cruel review, or zero sale. You can't help it because you're just not a talented writer? Good news is, you don't need to have a degree in English or literature to become a good writer. All you need is a bit of observation, a bit of feelings, and of course, a little patience to figure out all those things:

http://www.anysubject.com/lets-paint-a-story

p.s. Possibly the last ever article on editing on my blog. Well, hopefully.

Image courtesy of http://www.jamescousins.co.uk/
(Sickening view of a power plant on a truly tormenting train ride)

Hemingway: Write drunk, edit sober... Is that why editing is such a hungover experience?

You could be a hot-shot writer of George R. R. Martin status (not exactly, but you know what I mean) or a newbie writer - either way, you can't deny the fact that editing your book yourself OR getting it edited by professionals isn't a headache and a half...

Please follow the link to MY NEW ARTICLE and find out what you might or might not need in order to get your magnum opus perfect, polished and finally published.

http://www.anysubject.com/mechanical-editing-creative-editing

Image courtesy of http://www.ilovedesign.net
(the image is not produced or owned by me)

Sunday, 3 November 2013

Everybody Hates Editing

Just wrote an article on editing the other day for Any Subject Books. It's targeted on writers who view the boring and arduous task of editing as public enemy number one.

So if you're one of them, it's for you:

http://www.anysubject.com/everybody-hates-editing

Enjoy!



Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Her Ketaminic Halloween (A Warning)

The wind gushed into the house through her thighs, tickling her groin, almost seducing her as it split up. Part of it found its way up her sheer night dress stained with ketchup and paint; the other part crept down her blouse, split up yet again and embraced her wasp-humbling waist. Then all the streams of sub-zero air joined forces again to send shivers down her troubled spine. It all happened at once - there was no time lapse from the moment she opened the front door to the moment she involuntarily gasped. The cold was overwhelming and it was making her writhe, almost in the same way when Jake got carried away and overdid his oral duties.

One foot on the black ice of the patio, she entered the outside. It wasn’t nice. But it wasn’t horrible either. She could hardly stand up straight, but she enjoyed the cold. It made her feel alive.

“Don’t touch me… leave me alone!”

Of course the wind wouldn’t leave her alone. She wasn’t even sure it was wind. It was too deliberate, the contact was too real. She could feel it coming straight at her, against her, through her. She felt like she could permeate through doors and gaps like the wind itself, if it was indeed wind.

“Please! Stop… I don’t know you. Wh… What do you want from me?”

She was sobbing. Her tears were not warm enough to roll down her cheekbones and before her sleeve could reach up to dry them, they froze into two parallel streams of hopelessness, solidifying the nasolabial folds that earned her praises for her beauty.
The wind kept molesting her. It started howling softly, and whispered into her ears:

“Let go… Let me set you free. Yield, succumb, leave life to me and I’ll let you live forever, in a place where it’s dark but has no fear.”

She started slithering through the lawn, crushing frosty blades of grass under the soles of her feet. It hurt, but she loved it.  Inch by inch, she came closer to the frozen lake.

“You’re so close now… It’s right in front of you across the water. You can’t resist it. You don’t want to. And you know it. Take a leap of faith and I’ll take you where we belong.”

She slowly crouched down, laid her hands on the icy surface, and straightened her body while her feet pushed off the edge of the lake. In a plank position, she slid across in her white garment, like a banshee without a shriek. Then, there was again a shiver down her spine. One so vigorous her vertebrae came loose, and left her.

The wind slowly died, its voice diminuendoed, the coldness against her soft lifeless bosom swallowed her into the lake as she melted into a puddle of drugs and paranoia.